On the subject of MMORPG...

Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG).  That's a mouthful, but honestly they are such a wealth of modern cultural comedy and tragedy.  Today let's talk about GIRLs that play the games. 

Guy in Real Life, aka GIRLs, that love to create female avatars and then pretend to be real girls.  I would go into the actual females that create male avatars but when you look at it they do it for very different reasons. 

There are telltale signs to know when you are dealing with a GIRL.  I don't know if they are "Top Ten" list worthy but here we go...

1.  They have increased the chest size of the avatar to maximum.
2.  They dress said avatar in the least amount of digital clothing available.  (Who cares about stats!  It looks hawt!)
3.  During Roleplay, they "/e giggle" or *giggle* a lot. 
4.  They like to lean over on tables and display their virtual cleavage.
5.  ERP anyone?

Yes, I am a female behind this monitor and I find GIRLs to be morbidly amusing.  But can you blame them?  Women who actually play MMORPGs generally hide in the male avatars or keep it to circles of IRL friends because of the majority of male gamers who are pre-pubescent or never grew up enough to develop social skills and get out of the house.  GIRLs...in a word...eHarmony.  Seriously.  Go get a significant other or at the very least date.  I understand that maybe dating isn't an interest, but you still need some social skills...or should I say "skillz" or "skillz0r" so you get my meaning?

To the less than 1/10 of 1% of men who RP women very well, I wasn't talking about you in this blog.  Keep telling the story you tell.  And I will keep telling the stories I tell...even if no one is listening.