Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Creeping Crud

Oh yeah, I'm sick.  It was inevitable since everyone else around me was bringing their plague to work.  This time I am taking an aggressive approach though.  A lot of orange juice, water, saline nose spray (more holistic and crap) and rest.  In the past I just sort of let the viruses have at it until they blew themselves out, but not this time.  I am declaring war on viruses.  I visualize my anti-bodies heavily armed and killing infected cells with no mercy.

I read or heard on TV that their are over 100 viruses that cause the common cold.  Well medical science, what are you doing about it?  Surely there must be a common DNA or RNA thread among them that you can target and inoculate us all against.  Team up with the Military Industrial Complex and your funds will be limitless.



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